The bloke says, "Listen, love, can you make your bloody mind up, I should've got off four stops ago! The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings." "Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly. "Well, she replies, "My boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings." A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. You guessed it - her share of the lotto winnings...
When she enters the bathroom, she finds that there is barely enough water in the bath to cover the bath plug. " OPINIONS On the first day of school, a new starter handed his teacher a note from his mother.
The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents..." KETCHUP A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar.
When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.
The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?
Such propaganda isn't much different than the posters that were used by the Nazis to fuel intolerance for Jews in pre-WWII Germany (for one example) and the people who spread them are no better than those who spread Nazi material, they just have a different target for their bigotry.
Not saying that you're intentionally supporting this by posting it to your page, but wanted to give you the reason why I find such posts to be ridiculous at best, and fucking despicable at worst." A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party.When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not darling? "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning." DEATH While walking along the pavement in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and John lost his dollar.As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass.As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!" POLICE #1 While taking a routine vandalism report at a primary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. "Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoelace? Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. " ELDERLY While working for an organisation that delivers lunches to the elderly, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds.